20 things that will happen when you move out with your girlfriend you will pop in a local

1. You will pop to the local shop to pick up beers; she will ring you, just before you pay and tell you to pick up some tampons – Super Plus.
2. You will
find those Super Plus tampons next to the night towels in the b*athr*oom. You realise that when the lads see these they will know your girlfriend has a heavy flow – nice.
3. Your weekends will planned out 3 months in advance. Dinner parties, parent visiting and weekends away will feature on the wall calendar she’s bought for the kitchen.
4. Your home will be filled with cushions. Cushions. Everywhere.
5. Similarly, she will place scented candles everywhere around the house.
6. All those blu-rays you brought for the living roo*m shelf will be replaced by her Twilight collection, everything ever written by Nicholas Sparks, oh, and more candles.
7. Sunday mornings will now be dedicated to cleaning the house. You will never admit to secretly enjoying it.
8. She will take charge of the washing. You will never discover she washes all her
clothes on a full hot wash, while yours go on a 30 minute quick wash.
9. Detoxes always start on a Monday. You will find her clearing out all the chocolate from the fridge every Sunday night, yet she will always be the first to mention Two for Tuesdays at Domino’s.
10. Remember your man drawer? The contents of this will be replaced by ho*usehold bills and plug adaptors, as she re-christens it the ‘House Drawer.’
11. The wires
connecting your Apple TV, Playstation 4, Sky Box, flatscreen and blu-ray player will be pulled out every time she dusts behind the telly or tries to watch Twilight again.
12. She will sulk for a few days because you’ve installed Sky and thinks it’s a waste of money. You will never be able to prise the remote from her as she watches repeats of AIT on channel E!.
13. Like cushions and candles, you will find your new home covered in unnecessary trinkets.
14. That photo of you and the lads in fancy dress in Malia will be deemed too inappropriate for the mantle-piece and be replaced by a photo from her school pr*om.
15. She will give Rp*roxim*ately two inches of that wardrobe you bought to share.
16. You will often find her dancing around the house in nothing but underwear singing No Scrubs into a hairbrush.
17. She will spend hours in front of the mirror attempting to take a perfect selfie that disguises her bingo weeks and wonky parting.
18. She will let her eyebrows grow into her eyes whilst she waits to get ‘her money’s worth out of threading’.
19. Despite claiming she never will, she will love making you a packed lunch for work.
20.
She will nag you about EVERYTHING, but you will wonder how you ever coped without her.
Good luck.

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